Here are seven cannabis-related jokes that can be found on Reddit:

One) “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! …Oh wait, wrong joke. Why did the stoner cross the street? To get to the other side… of the dispensary.”

2) “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator. What do you call an alligator in a vest smoking a joint? An investi-gator.”

3) “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why did the stoner win an award? Because he was out standing in his field… of marijuana.”

IV) “Why did the cannabis plant break up with its girlfriend? Because it found someone who was higher.”

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V) “Why did the police officer bring a ladder to the marijuana farm? Because he heard the weed was high.”

Six) “What do you call a group of cows smoking marijuana together? A herd of high steaks.”

7) “Why did the stoner refuse to go to Jupiter? Because he heard it was a gas planet.”