Perfect weed quotes for every occasion so that your InstaGram page shines.
- “Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” –Bob Marley
Making your alcoholic friends feel bad about themselves.
- “That’s not a drug. It’s a leaf.” –Arnold Schwarzenegger
Showing how insightful you are
- “Smoke good, fuck better, count money, what’s better?”
When you want to convince the people you went to high school with that you’re super successful now.
- “You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.”
When you’re an aspiring rapper.
- “Bad girls and good weed.”
When you try to convince your friends that you get laid.
- “Pass blunts, not judgment.”
When you don’t care about anti-cannabis propaganda
- “4/20 is national weed day, and 4/21 is national random drug test day.”
For when you’re a narc.